ELLE FANNING is one of the Fanning sisters. The Fannings creep me out.

She’s the understudy to her sister Dakota, which basically means she was the backup plan for the stage parents.

If you’ve been on instagram – you probably follow a bunch of porn chicks on instagram – you’ll know they hav th back-up account in case the main one gets shut down.

When you’re dealing with child stars, you never really know how it is going to pan out. They can grow up to be ugly, they can have mental breakdowns, they can kill themselves or die of some diseases….it is just too much at stake and it is so hard to breakthrough it’d be a real waste if all that work only paid out for 5-10 years….so you need to strategically divert from that bad one to the new one, give the buyer some options, rather than saying no….plus with two kids you can have both simultaneously working making you so much more money than just one…as the stage parent the money goes to you and you can pay yourself out. Maximize profits…

Anyway, that’s my take…they aren’t that hot or interesting as a family, but they are rich, dialled in and can speak to your sister-sex-fetish….I mean the dream of men married to the ugly sister everywhere….wondering whether the hotter sister has the same pussy, does she fuck the same, how much is nature and how much is nurture through sexual experiences and is it even cheating cuz genetically they are basically the same person.

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