This just in – Bebe Rexha is as bad at TikTok as she is at being a popstar.

The fat 30 something who had her hand in the cookie jar of the record industry, and clearly in the ACTUAL cookie jar, was able to convince her colleagues to record an album for her. So she created her persona, got her outfits, did the whole creative direction around it, to hit the popstar thing running, not ACTUAL running, she’s more of a sitter…but you know time wasn’t on her side, she was old. The fat thing is only marketable to a certain extent to other fat girls because being an old popstar outweighed being a body empowered fat chick, not ACTUAL outweigh, I mean she’s a pig…

Anyway, her old age pop act reminded me of Halloween when all the old girls from the Office get together and dress like Charlie’s Angels or something…you know old girls in slutty outfits being fat and gross but having a good time. Harmless…

As it turns out, her TikTok act is similar…like a mom who came across TikTok and felt the need to try it out, only not a hot mom…but a fat mom who can’t seem to drop the baby weight, cuz the cookies in that cookie jar are so GOOD….YUM…

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