I did a quick google search to see what Britney Spears is up to. You know to give you some great insight int to her doing the splits in her workout gear.
As it turns out, according to google, the Ocean is her healer…good to know…and she recently went back to blonde..as she tries to get fit after the most recent mental breakdown of the abducted in plain sight, popstar working for her family, through vegas shows and other Britney Spears thing…
So if you’re looking for Britney News…she’s gone Blonde….and her captors have loosened the shackles on her…
If you’re looking for popstar ass doing splits cuz she’s got decades of training for the perverts….we got that…
I see her as a beacon of hope….as she gives us losers hope that we too could get a rich woman pregnant like K-Fed and live that life of luxury…cuz he was a loser….and still cashing in…
Or you could just accept that it’s Britney Fucking Spears at 40 doing the fucking splits in skimpy workout shorts…and that may be all it needs to be…more than enough..
Video:
Some slutty on a yacht action…ass out on her handler as crazy ladies do…
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