Miley Cyrus Erotica of the Day

2019

Nov

Miley Cyrus is bringing that smut, half naked for halloween, even though she’s always naked, so often it’s boring and all I can see is teeth, and not because of Vagina Dentata, but because of her teeth…bigger than the horse Billy Ray rode into Nashville on before releasing Achy Breaky and creating a legacy in slutty trashy bratty disney kids…like Miley…

Her on Halloween is less slutty than her on all days she posts to social media, cuz that whole being half naked thing does good things for her in terms of marketing.

The guy she is with isn’t a gay bestie, despite looking like a pit boy at the circuit parties with his shirt off….he is some popstar child star from Australia from about a decade ago. He was doing some bootleg Bieber shit at 12 years old on youtube and the Pedos in American entertainment scooped him up and made him a thing…that never fully broke….but he did fuck Gigi Hadid for 2 years before she was “famous” for doing nothing….

So now at 22, his whole life ahead of him, he chooses to stick his dick in a weathered and played out Miley. It must be a business move, you know to get him that celebrity he wanted from 12…but that never fully worked out…until now that he’s landed a super famous bitch to do all the press he needs to revive those fans that forgot him.

Be that rebound this bitch uses to make her ex husband Liam Hemsworth jealous as he fucks Sydney Sweeney in montreal – where they are both filming…after she already tried the rebound thing with Brody Jenner’s hooker fake wife, but I think that was more about helping a homie get a better deal out of MTV for Season 2 of The Hills…

All I know, is that I’ve been doing this celeb thing too long, I should know none of this, but spit it all off like it is fact, when I genuinely don’t care…I blame the internet…