Dora Madison Burge with the slutty yoga…
Slutty yoga is unlike regular yoga featuring fat women who are working on their flexbility and seeking a solid excuse to wear activewear. You know the workout without the actual workout…that is trendy….filling a hot room for hot yoga full of so many various fart smells…radiating out of the asses of women not built to bend that way….
Slutty yoga is more an instagram approach to yoga, where women who aren’t disgustingly fat, decide to show off their flexible poses, half naked or in lingerie so that they don’t have any clothing getting in the way of their FORM..
It is highly erotic for those of us who think everything is erotic, especially when half naked in bridge with pussy aiming to the sky in a reverse doggy style way…
I don’t know why women are compelled to get half naked to show off their health and wellness…but I’m not really arguing it’s effectiveness….it is effective..
All gyms should have “work out in your lingerie” clause…Let’s start with the YMCA, and work our way through 24 hour fitness / Planet Fitness and all the other chains…but keep the Cross Fit girls clothed…that kind of fitness is the shit Rosie O’Donnell wants to marry…you know what I mean.
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