I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

22

Nov

Rita Ora Bra Top of the Day

I think in Rita Ora’s retirement, from what we’re not too sure yet, but in her retirement, she should definitely launch an online course in how to become as famous as possible with the use of your tits. It will start with a “go to the trendy nightclub as often as possible, meet the promoters, management and owners…show them your tits…”….then it will go onto “get in VIP room cuz you fuck the whole bar on nights when big DJs are playing, show them your tits and maybe they’ll help you lay a vocal track and get that vocal track heard..all in exhange for the tits..”….then…fuck a Kardashian…get into America and go to every fucking event you can, mix it up by posting up pics of your tits, and eventually actually EXIST…if you’re around long enough hanging with the right people long enough…you’ll actually exist…cuz the media will think you matter or whatever…and with tits like this..how could she not matter – they are great.

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