I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

03

Dec

Madison Beer Gets It with this Hand Bra of the Day

Madison Beer’s mom clearly taught her well back when they were scamming YOUTUBE views to give the illusion that they are relevant so that record deals sign them up, despite only really getting those views because YOUTUBE – OWNED BY GOOGLE – or is it called ALPHABET is a fucking HUB for perverts to dig through the videos uploaded to see all the kids trying to become Youtubers through perverted fucking videos of them dancing, jumping on trampolines, trying on bikinis, etc…

Madison Beer was just early enough to the game, thanks to her mom’s stage parenting foresight, to polarize those views…since the record labels don’t ask for details on the audience or the view, they just look at the top number and that’s enough to convince them to throw money at the Youtube channel of cover songs to cultivate her as a talent….and since then…she’s been in the paparazzi, doing social media shit, building up her career as a legit pop act, not a youtube act, like so many other popstars of today….since they all start on social media….but she knows, and her mom knows, and we know…we’re just here for the tits…

So as she powers through “celebrity” tits first, she occassionally acknowledges those tits, and gives them a high five for their help in her story…and I guess this is that….

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