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2019

12

Dec

Sarah Hyland in the Bath of the Day

Sarah Hyland is scary as fuck….like a little GREMLIN getting wet…lets hope she doesn’t multiply, even though she’s probably trying to multiply so that she can harvest all their organs to keep her weird self alive…

The Network Television star, who is likely rich as shit from being on Network Television, is still so fucking weird looking, her genetic or immune disorder that she’s never openly come out with….because she doesn’t want you to know she’s dying, but instead wants you to think she’s hot, which is weird, since she’s not…but that won’t stop her…when you know you’re going to die, you stop giving a fuck and put out all that content you’d otherwise never put out there, to maximize and relish in the praise the weirdo perv fans leave int eh comments…cuz you know despite being fucking creepy and weird looking…she’s got pervert fans that want to fuck her cuz she’s their fucking god, their rock of gibraltor, their rosetta stone, their holy grail, their arc of the covenant, their CLIMBING OF MOUNT EVEREST…I don’t know the expression, but she’s their end all be all of pussy…and you may be that pervert fan…so enjoy her bath time creepiness cuz she looks 12 or 97….I can’t tell….

Here she is working out..

Sarah Hyland Fitness

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