Sydney Sweeney is doing good with her celebrity that has come in the form of being the big tits on a skinny frame on EUPHORIA….there was a time she was in a bunch of major shows that no one really bothered noticing her in….cuz she kept the monster tits hidden…but HBO came through for her and brought her the best possible venue to show off her big tits and now she’s got her millions or 1.1 MILLION followers…following her…and this is the kind of content she’s out there producing…the RIGHT kind of content.

The big tragedy in Sydney Sweeney is that she was in Montreal filming what we can assume was a very shit movie….which is where I LIVE…and I even knew what hotel she was at thanks to social media posts but my inability to leave my house because I don’t actually care….got in the way of me throwing my sperm on her as she walked by me in the lobby to get into her car taking her to set…because throwing sperm on ladies is how you show them you like them..

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