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2019

31

Dec

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa Bikini

Dua Lipa is some nasty Armenian or Albanian youtube slut who got a record deal because the big slow corporations are dinosaurs and know they need to go to what is popular with the young people to be relevant…and luckily for google, and for all the grown ass perverted men, YOUTUBE is the place for that.

I don’t know any of her music, but I was in a friend’s car over the holidays and he did have SIRIUS FM radio and he did force us to listen to DIPLO’s station and BPM and EVERYTHING else…and it all sounds like pure fucking shit, but I guess kids are raised on social media, porn and video games so they don’t really know…and they get distracted from selfies to notice quality but MAYBE I am just an old guy, out of touch and pop music has always been shit, only now it’s not contrived in the studio with great minds, it’s done at home by a slutty girl making youtube videos.

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini and we can expect more of her on the radio in 2020 and that’s TOO bad….but not as bad as how dumpy she is…like hit a gym or hire a trainer with all that money bitch, but these girls all have photoshop on their phones and create their LIE…that people are too lazy to pay too much attention to.

The best is the Real Pic vs her Instagram pic…fuck off already. Girls don’t even need to be hot anymore, it’s all some illusion / lie.


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