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2020

02

Jan

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

Rita Ora Titty Top

Rita Ora put up this very important instagram story featuring her very important tits because they are great tits, which pretty much carried her into the celebrity she’s found, because her music that I can’t name any of, but that she claims is why she’s famous, because no one wants to say the tits are the only reason they exist, there’s far more to the whole process than just having tits, there are plenty of tits out there that don’t have a record deal, that aren’t in the paparazzi all the time, and that don’t matter…so she can’t just be tits…tits are just what we gravitated to when nothing about her was that interesting.

Anyway, she’s stayed relevant, or made herself relevant and I think it’s time to embrace her existence, or at least embrace her tits while all these other trashy popstars start surfacing from youtube, this one may be the last popstar that came from fucking a Kardashian, and not from updating videos of themselves doing cover songs.

ANYWAY, great tits, telling you to stay hydrated because hydration is the key to bigger loads, and bigger loads set to her tits…which makes her feel more relevant than she is..which isn’t really relevant but based on what else is out there is better than what is out there.

Rita Ora has broke me.


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