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2020

06

Jan

Adele is Less Fat of the Day

We are so exposed to fat people trying to convince the world that fat is ok. That fat is healthy. That fat is empowering. It is almost impossible to break from that propaganda as dudes everywhere are becoming more and more accustomed to fucking fat girls…since skinny girls are a dying breed and thus more coveted by the men who can afford them…leaving us with the table scrabs that aren’t even table scraps cuz these fat chicks lick their plate clean and even hop on the floor to get any stray crumbs…if you know what I mean…

So it is nice to see, and TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS, I never thought I would be praising Adele, the original FAT and EMPOWERED popstar in my fucking life…because her fatness was just so fat and cross and she was so secure in that fatness that it was not just a part of her brand…it was her….and inspired other fatties to exist.

I never thought there would be anything less than fat about her….but here she is with her big fat tits on a MUCH fucking skinnier body and let that inspire your 2020…FAT IS BAD…LESS FAT IS GOOD. Eat Keto, Work Out, Don’t normalize fat and stop letting fat chicks think they are hot cuz you’re just horny.

It’s gross, it’s not hot, it’s unhealthy…so GOOD fucking job to Adele who coulda sat back and stayed fat but instead made some moves in the right direction of less fat…all while maintaining her tits….the weightloss makes me want to roll in the deep, rather than just assume that was a song she wrote about a hamburger…this deserves some PRAISE.

This isn’t to say she’s HOT, but it is to say she’s better than when she was killing herself being fat.

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