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2020

06

Jan

Adele is Less Fat of the Day

We are so exposed to fat people trying to convince the world that fat is ok. That fat is healthy. That fat is empowering. It is almost impossible to break from that propaganda as dudes everywhere are becoming more and more accustomed to fucking fat girls…since skinny girls are a dying breed and thus more coveted by the men who can afford them…leaving us with the table scrabs that aren’t even table scraps cuz these fat chicks lick their plate clean and even hop on the floor to get any stray crumbs…if you know what I mean…

So it is nice to see, and TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS, I never thought I would be praising Adele, the original FAT and EMPOWERED popstar in my fucking life…because her fatness was just so fat and cross and she was so secure in that fatness that it was not just a part of her brand…it was her….and inspired other fatties to exist.

I never thought there would be anything less than fat about her….but here she is with her big fat tits on a MUCH fucking skinnier body and let that inspire your 2020…FAT IS BAD…LESS FAT IS GOOD. Eat Keto, Work Out, Don’t normalize fat and stop letting fat chicks think they are hot cuz you’re just horny.

It’s gross, it’s not hot, it’s unhealthy…so GOOD fucking job to Adele who coulda sat back and stayed fat but instead made some moves in the right direction of less fat…all while maintaining her tits….the weightloss makes me want to roll in the deep, rather than just assume that was a song she wrote about a hamburger…this deserves some PRAISE.

This isn’t to say she’s HOT, but it is to say she’s better than when she was killing herself being fat.

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2016

22

Mar

Adele Twerking Disturbs me of the Day

I saw this video of Adele twerking the other day and had no real interest in posting it – mainly because I don’t like fat chicks, especially since Adele is one of those real fat chicks who can’t even find pants that fit her, so instead wears large pieces of fabric wrapped around her to cover up…

She’s the best selling “artist” around, but that doesn’t me her jiggling on stage, something she’s calling a twerk, isn’t anything more than just bending over…and moving slightly for the wave of fat to follow.

If anything, she’s just like your lonely never married aunt at a family wedding with one too many drinks in her…grinding up against one of the groomsmen because she hasn’t had a dick in her for decades, not that Adele doens’t fuck or have kids, it’s just that she probably shouldn’t fuck because it’s a terrible visual, one that hits closer to home when she’d doing this. Terrible…

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2015

03

Nov

Adele Wet for Rolling Stone and It Didn’t Break My Anything but Taylor Swift’s Ego of the DAy

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Adele is on the cover of Rolling Stone, because she’s the biggest fucking act in the world, which would be offensive, or disgusting if she wasn’t knocking Taylor Swift off her undeserved throne.

You see Adele, despite not being very hot…sings songs that people actually connect to…with a voice that is more than some vapid cunt talking her lyrics about boys being jerks..or whatever Taylor Swifts low hanging fruit cash grab is…

I don’t know Adele or anything about Adele, I just know she’s not in the media all the time, she’s not doing stage shows featuring anyone and everyone of interest…like she’s running some kind of variety show…latching onto anyone with an audience… I just know fuck Taylor Swift…she’s garbage and must be taken out….

She did an extensive interview HERE that I didn’t read…but I did see this….and based on her body…it’s shocking …

“I’m not, like, skipping to the fucking gym. I don’t enjoy it. I do like doing weights. I don’t like looking in the mirror. Blood vessels burst on my face really easily, so I’m so conscious when I’m lifting weights not to let them burst in my face. And if I don’t tour, you’ll catch me back down at the Chinese!”

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I guess it’s just unfortunate that they didn’t do a photoshoot of her balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass implant…or that the shoot wasn’t her and the Jenners having a garden party in lingerie…isn’t that what the people want?

via ROLLING STONE

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2012

16

Feb

Adele Sex Tape of the Day

Adele is fat. Adele pretends her album is about her breaking up with a bad relationship, what she doesn’t say is that bad relationship was with cake……

More importanlty Adele is rumored to be in a sex tape….not necessarily with that chocolate cake…

She once said last week that she doesn’t have to dress like a hooker, to which I said because no one wants to see her dressed like a hooker, because she is fat….but all fat jokes aside, I was lying because it turns out I’d love to see this pudgy vocalist show the world why she really had throat surgery last year….it was thanks to deep thraoting…

I can’t be sure if it is her…but it sure as hell looks about right….same fat chin and eagerness to be fed….which is what I’m worried this is actually what the pics are of….her at the Mcdonald’s drive thru to eager to get the big mac in her than it looks like she’s about to squirt….

Again….this may not be her…..it probably isn’t her but fat chicks always try to impress their lovers and go the extra mile to please them…so it could be her…

THanks fahdouch for the pics….


TURNS OUT THE SEX TAPE IS A LIE AS I EXPECTED BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE FAKE ADELE SEX TAPE -> There’s a Lot of “FUCK ME DADDY” and “MOMMY WILL NEVER FIND OUT” and “IT FEELS GOOD IN MY SPECIAL PLACE” and “OH DADDY IT’S SO BIG” and “YOUR STRETCHING ME OUT” and “THE BOYS DON’T DO IT LIKE YOU” in it….and along with that incest there’s a lot of Sleep Apnea Lookin’ Neck….
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2012

13

Feb

Adele on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

I just watched the Grammy’s so I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that they photoshopped 74 pounds off her….

See I get that Adele is a talent, I have ears…I hear it…but when she performs I wish I didn’t have eyes…I wish I was Stevie Wonder up in here…because as a hater of fat chicks…all I could wonder is how much soft serve ice cream she already ate out of her Grammy within the first hour of having it….

I’m judgemental and feel there is an importance in giving women a negative body image in order to lower their self esteem as well as encourage their fitness and starvation as to not be fat…all while getting me laid….

It’s simple logic….and here is Grammy star winner Adele’s simple cleavage….probably the highlight of her body….possibly the reason her boyfriend dumped her to inspire her award winning album….who cares…

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