Alyssa Milano’s got big tits, which I never really noticed before, maybe it’s because she’s older or fatter, maybe they’ve always been there. I didn’t really watch Who’s the Boss, or Charmed so all the hype around her from her acting career, before she was a Twitter activist, was lost on me.

So everyone was out there praising her, mainly socially awkward nerds like you, I was like “that italian looks hairy”…and sure enough, I was right, her arms were covered in thick black hair, so anytime I saw her trying to be hot, in pics not unlike this, all I’d see was dude forearms which I thought would throw off other dudes, but didn’t because dudes are perverts and once there’s a tit involved, standards get lost.

That is not to say I have standards, or wouldn’t cum on a hairy fucking forearm if a bitch wanted me to, it’s just to say let’s point it out and get a dialog going about it, a conversation if you will, much like she does with all her personal agendas on twitter, despite having been a celebrity for so long and not really grasping real life.

SO…that eventually got me blocked from her, so I’ve missed out on the last 5 years of her on social media, and I feel #Blessed about that, but when tits are Out in a Robe, no matter who’s tits…I have no choice but to share.

In looking to see what else the big old tits were up to, I realized that unlike Paris Hilton, Rat Cow, and whoever else blocked me on Instagram over the years, not that I use instagram, Alyssa Milano hadn’t. Blocked on Twitter, not on IG…what an honor…

So I decided to put in a request to see her arms, because that’s what got me blocked on twitter. Will she notice, will she remember DrunkenStepfather as the troll making fun of her arms, will she be uptight like she seems to be about everything…will I get blocked, will I get ignored, will nothing happen….only time will tell and in the meantime…you can stare at her massive old lady tits busting out of this robe in what I would find weird if my granny had done the same thing at the same age…but only after I jacked off to it.

All this to say – Alyssa Milano – SHOW US YOUR ARMS!

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