I don’t reinvent the wheel of posting titty pics of celebs being sluts, I am basically the same as all the other losers posting titty pics of celebs, like it’s important or like it is news, or like it is hot when I actually hate pop culture and celebs, which happens to upset the kind of people into pics of titty pics of celebs…leaving me cold, scared and alone….
So there’s a lot of repetition in what I do, thanks to people like Rihanna having a lot of repetition in what she does, and then all the other latch ons doing the exact same thing other celebs do to stay current, then there’s all the influencers doing their best impression of celebs…and do the same thing they do…making it one pile of slutty content to sieve through. So I don’t expect revolutionary commentary….it’s not like I even get paid to do this….
So in keeping up my repetitive dialogue, I was told by a BAJAN (man from Barbados) that Rihanna’s dad was a garbage man, she lived in basically a shanty, was poor as shit by Barbados standards, like the kid in school who didn’t have running water and smelled like her period all the time….but more interestingly, he told me she turned tricks at 14 through a network of Karaoke bars the tourists would go to….and Barbados being a British Colony that is more developed than a HAITI….meant rich British people would go there to get some son. High profile people have homes there, from Simon Cowell to who the fuck cares…there’s entertainers and athletes and all kinds of pervert rich dudes into the 15 year old Karaoke hooker…so much so that they brought her to America at 14, got her all her work visas and made her Rihanna….
Girls who have talent and live in NYC can’t even get record deals…and Rihanna was never all that special, ANYONE could have been her….but they chose her…why? That’s for you to figure out, that’s the great unknown…but the rich and bloated Rihanna has running water now…so I guess it all worked out for her….as she continues to post her half naked content to sell product cuz she’s Rihanna….and has always been selling her product / self….
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