Vanessa Hudgens, the leaked nude selfie pioneer is on the prowl because her boyfriend, who is about to get super famous, thanks to being cast as Elvis, dumped her.

So like all bitched who just got dumped, she’s got her ass out in leggings to get some male attention to feed her ego.

The rumor is that she was dumped because he was done using her, his career started to take off, and some out with the old celebrity cunt who you know is fucking annoying, controlling, spoiled, an entitled tyrant. Who likely treated him as a houseboy, because she thought he was hot and felt he could service her needs….only to realize when he started making his own money that being a male prostitute wasn’t fulfilling enough for him. Not worth the headache. Maybe she got in the way of all the new pussy being thrown at him, or maybe he’s actually gay. I don’t know..it’s probably all a lie to get them both in the media and it worked…

I’m more into seeing HUDGENS old ass in leggings, cuz these leggings really hold asses together these way. Everyone focuses on technology on the computer, but we really should focus on technology in fabrics to make dumpy look solid.

As you know my only outings are to the Grocery store and I see 50 year old women with asses like this and I have conversations with those asses (in my head) like “it’s not halloween friend, I know you don’t actually look like this, but I’m glad you’re not showing your new self, you’re like a bitch you meet off the internet dating app wearing a BURKA so you can’t see her herpes outbreak, I’m onto you”….

Talking to random body parts has been some of the most important conversations in my life…

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