A Tale of Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez’s tits are pretty interesting, because they just miraculous got bigger over the last year. Maybe it’s her new Anti-Depressant she’s been raving about after a year or two of being in and out of rehab, because being a rich and entitled brat with everything she ever wanted is rough when you’ve also got a terminal disease, so you gotta power through it…..Maybe it’s the PILL you know it gets some girls bustier…or maybe its just implants because when you feel down and out on yourself you can always spend 5k on a new set of tits to think people will finally love you for you….even if they are just there for the silicon sacs you had put up inside you because you don’t fear dying…you’ve already got that Kidney Transplant and LUPUS, how bad could a leaking silicon sac really be….

Point being, Selena Gomez has titties now, and it’s brought a whole new layer to her annoying existence…a titty layer…the only layer the world needs and she’s already learning party tricks with her tits….life of the party tricks as far as I’m concerned. I mean if you get the tits, you might as well learn how to do stunts with the tits….like getting a brand new yoyo…but better!

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