Are you all foodies? Do you remember a time when being a foodie wasn’t something for the BROS, it was for the metrosexual, cultured and sophisticated. A passion for finding exotic ingredients and having real cultural experiences when seeking out the authentic recipes around the world….and then social media happened and the bros of the world started becoming more and more queer as their shorts got shorter and shorts and next thing you know they are all trying to be Gourmet, using exotic or ingredients they foraged or got at a market…caring about flavor instead of caring about getting drunk at a kegger and fucking the cheerleaders with their boys. It’s been a weird transition….

That said, when it comes to girls posing with food, I can say that I am a foodie. Big fan of foot on genitals….but I am also obese…and a pervert so this works for me.

I’ve seen this trend of girls using fruit in front of their pussy, or tits, or whatever to be artistic and high concept, you know a split cantelope instead of their spread labia…..takes it from selfie porn to high concept….easy…without any fucking effort….

For Valentine’s Day, show your girl, or the crackwhore you recruited, this post and tell them that this is the art you want o create with them, get them nude in whatever ditch you are fucking them in and throw some salami, or bologna, or spray cheese at them…and make some fucking white trash magic happen….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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