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2020

17

Jul

Girls Who Fart Friday of the Day

I wonder what would have to go wrong in a person’s life for them to have a girls farting fetish. You know what kind of child abuse did a motherfucker endure to have a girls farting fetish. The only one I can think of is maybe your baby sitter used to sit on your face when you were like 12 and fart in your mouth….and since it was the only time a girl has ever sat on your face…you sexualize it…but nothing hot about a girl shitting or farting…because as a man who thinks the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, I like to pretend it never sees feces or feces related things like farts…even if that’s the whole point of the anus I am trying to lick.

In conclusion, you’re all sick fucks….and no, none of these women are Chrissy Teigen even though she looks like she’s a huge farter.

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