I refuse to google who Michelle Monaghan is…but I am going with the girl in Lost…,

You know I’m a heavy drinker and I actually don’t like this celebrity shit….I don’t eat well, I’ve been punched in the face a lot, I am lazy…there are just too many things working against me that prevent me from remembering who the fuck Michelle Monaghan is…

Maybe she needs to get a bigger role in a bigger movie and make some real fucking noise…release a sex tape, show us the cunt that got you into this industry in the first place, I don’t fucking care…it’s not my job to figure out wha Michelle Monaghan is…or who she is….I just post this shit knowing one of you thinks she’s the hottest, you sick fuck, clearly she’s not the hottest, she’s old.

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