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2020

06

Aug

Rita Ora’s Bikini Action of the Day

Rita Ora is on Vacation because she’s very concerned about COVID, it’s serious guys, but let me just dip to the Mediterranean to get my Summer Holiday in, because as you know August in Europe is Holiday month for all…because as you know COVID is more media hype than anything…because as you know…no one you know has it and anyone you know who did have it just had a sore throat for a day or two….and anyone who cries that they had it oftentimes use it as an excuse and never actually tested positive for it, they just like to act like they did…you know to be part of something like Lena Dunham….because when you see the protests, the fights, all the people shopping, at restaurants, at parties…at family gatherings, all not in masks…you have to sort of wonder how legit this thing really is…I mean just because they news tells you it is…

Not that I am an anti-covid person, I like any excuse to never leave the house, to cover my face, to avoid any and all humans that get too close or try to hang out….it’s a GREAT excuse….I just think Rita Ora, who’s out on vacation is an Anti Covid person, pretending to be a Covid person, because celebs are paid to lie to you….

Point being, she’s got big tits, tits we’ve seen exposed on this trip, because Europe, and this is some bikini selfie for attnetion that I’m into giving her attention for because she’s such a low level celeb, like one who never made it, but still kinda made it, that I feel good about promoting her irrelevance…rather than trying to take down her relevance..and the tits, even if old and softer / saggier are still substantial and that’s what matters at least in terms of her career.

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