Since I’ve been doing the site for over 15 years at this point, I actually think November of this year will be my 16 year anniversary which is depressing, pathetic in a lot of ways, but also hilarious….There was a time when Ashley Tisdale was manipulating the media thanks to the power of Disney since they own the media….they tried to convince the people that she was hot, they even gave her awards for being hot, all while having some hook nose and eyes too close together, looking like some kind of WEASEL….fake tans, botched nose jobs, dyed hair don’t fool me…..

Now I am an asshole and the Ugly Watch was more to offset all the press she got for being so hot, when she’s very fucking average looking…..celebrity pieces of shit who are the worst humans around, but I think there’s a silver lining to every piece of shit celebrity, and in Tisdale’s case I would say that despite being a butter face, she had a good body, from working out I assume….and since all women faces turn shit if she keeps the body….that is golden…a fucking currency….then we found out a few weeks ago she had tiny fake tits all these years, more lies that her body was all bullshit too….which was a personal attack on me who, while hating her, gave her props for the body, since you can fuck without looking at faces….and now I find out the little tits were fake….that’s abuse.

That said, her implant-less, they call it EXPLANT tits are in a bikini and her belly button is doing something weird but to the Tisdale fans, who still think she’s the greatest, because you are easily marketed to, enjoy.

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