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2020

10

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays of the Day

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is the greatest day of the week, I mean I say that about all my new regular features I do in part to mock other websites, since this site was originally designed to make fun of the loser fandom culture of celebs, by ripping into the celebs, and thus hurting the feelings of the loyal loser fans…..but that is also a great way to celebrate the loophole of wanting to show off your asshole, because it’s our orifice that unites us in this divided country of inclusivity, that all these genderless kids are excited by because for whatever reason they like eating it, fingering it, pegging it, in part due to the hormones and the media turning everyone gay, but also because follow the lead of Catholic girls and taking it in the ass prevents pregnancy while preserving your precious sex partner count by only letting the select few in the pussy, the ass is the where the shit gets thrown, the pussy is for special people…who fucking knows….people like anal and thus anus….whether it is due to queers, growing up on porn….it doesn’t matter…what matters is the loophole that is posting up a pic in a thong, to show the asshole peeking through….while still pretending it’s a pic of a thong and not an asshole…you know so they don’t feel as nude or slutty…..but rather protected by underwear…

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