Hilary Duff is doing some shameless content for her pervert fans, because like her pervert fans, she’s a pervert too…

I mean she’s a mom of 2 kids with different dads, which is pretty fucking textbook, and doesn’t even factor in any of the possible pregnancies she’s terminated, not that I know she’s had abortions, but based on statistics, she probably has….

Not to mention, after her very boring divorce from her boring Canadian Hockey Playing Billionaire, who at the time of marrying Hilary Duff, I just assumed he was queer, all those locker room initiations to build team spirit doing gay shit, like other jocks…while Hilary was rocking what looked like a Cross Fit Body, which in the event you’ve never seen a woman with a crossfit body, you’ll know it’s repulsive…

ANYWAY, Hilary Duff, who was definitely sold to the industry, I heard this great story of how she went to some underage pool party at some Nickelodeon executive’s house with a bunch of other underage girls, one of whom was Jamie Lynn Spears who got knocked up by said executive, when she was underage…but again…just rumors that I believe because I know everyone is a fucking pervert, even if they pretend it is family programming.

So here is the 30 year old, mom of two doing some low level thirst trapping, because the last thing a person should want to do when in a towel is take a selfie, so clearly it’s all strategic.

Luckily, Hilary Duff fans are their own kind of weirdo and probably fucking love this shit…so here’s this shit…

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