I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, no one is more hyped than Jojo is that she is now an official “underwear” model, thanks to the good people at Rihanna’s underwear label, that cast her as an ambassador.

I like to assume that it is in part because no one even remembers Jojo from when she was the “jailbait’ being marketed to the masses as the “hot young actress” around the time of her 18th birthday, the pervert Hollywood Industry that pretends to be wholesome and Idyllic do that often around the 18th birthday parties….

But it is mainly because like all girls, Jojo, a natural performer thanks to being sold to the industry by her mom they angled as a “cleaning” lady in New Hampshire before the sheer talent of her daughter got noticed, because that’s always how it happens, especially in pre-internet times….but yeah, because all girls, especially those with tits, love showing off their tits, like they are an accomplishment and best friend, since all the dudes they fuck are so hyped on the tits and all the dudes who want to get with the chick, or who sex with the chick, are all hyped on the tits, so it must only be natural for these people to show off their tits…

Nothing wrong with that, it makes otherwise unmemorable has beens substantially more appealing as they take on their second attempt at celebrity, some revival that may or may not work, even if it isn’t recast with black/asian players…which pandering hollywood seems to be more into….despite the average person not fucking caring about any of that…

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