I know, I am still a firm believer that women don’t fart or shit and if they do, that it should be kept secret, because farting and shitting is such a “dude” thing to do…and who wants dudes as women….I mean besides the entire world that is trying to steal everyone’s gender from them in order to depopulate the world….

I like to think the asshole is strictly for fucking…but not in a gay way or in a bro “girls don’t shit way”…but in a “I’m triggered by girls farting because it reminds me of all the times I’ve had to wipe my fat disabled wife’s ass when she shits herself” kind of way..

It’s like I know girls fart and shit, but I want to forget…and when scrolling the internet for nudes, the last thing I need is to be reminded of that….you know that’s the wrong part of the Girlfriend Experience….that’s the part we don’t even want when they are our girlfriends…it’s not some sign of being comfortable with each other and intimacy deepening… it’s about being too comfortable, you know that give-up level of comfort…even if dudes find it cute or funny when the farter looks as good as this fart girl…who I guess you could argue is a little too fit and likely spends a little too much time farting with the bros to realize it’s not cute or funny, but vile…keep it to your damn self motherfucker…

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