Pia Mia Bikini of the Day

2021

Jan

Pia Mia’s in her bikini, because I guess she’s taken some time away from being an Only Fans girl, video vixen, low level porn chick, to put up some bikini pics to show off her round as fuck fake tits, because when you’re Asian, sometimes you need to bold small basketballs to your chest to feel like you matter in this breast obsessed world…

The weird thing about Pia Mia is that she actually had some mainstream success when the family moved to American for her career from US Guam, a place where strippers make a shit ton of money off the soldiers stationed there…which I guess made them the most important people on the island, inspiring Pia to one day be a stripper of her own, but one with mainstream sensibility because she was once mainstream…a Disney kid in training but that’s not as fun as getting deep dicked or jacked off to….I mean if you have the money, why wouldn’t you just do the sugar baby, sex worker, naked on the internet thing…it requires 10 seconds to take a slutty selfie which means work doesn’t get in the way of living…

Either way, fake everything, making all them lady boys in Thailand Jealous…