I guess MICHELLE MONAGHAN is getting in on the viral stunts, because she took her skateboard to her treadmill in something that you’d probably want to see end in disaster, at least I do, because whenever people do their lame as fuck PARKOUR circus shit on video, I think to myself “that asshole needs to eat shit” so that he stods doing dumb fucking things that annoy me…like PARKOUR.

I realize that this isn’t PARKOUR and maybe I am just triggered by fitness…..you know being fat I look at people on fitness equipment and think “you’re nuts”….but it’s actually more triggering for me because the side of my arm has road rash from an elementary school prank. I was invited to some rich kid’s birthday, it was the 70s and they had a state of the art gym, the other kids were all fucking around and I got on the treadmill where they jacked the speed to full speed…my 10 year old arm hit the fucking belt before being thrown into the wall and I have forever been mentally scarred like a MILLENNIAL…you know so much trauma that I was forced into alocholism and obesity.

Either way, I still don’t know who MICHELLE MONAGHAN is, but apparenlty she’s not on LOST, which is what I say she’s in everytime I post her…

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