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2021

22

Feb

Chelsea Handler Butthole of the Day

Chelsea Handler is one of those old stripper types that has no shame because she’s done far more disgusting shit in front of groups of people for as many years as she’s been working…so now that she’s 50, it’s just a put those fat tits and skeletor with skin hanging off her face out there, because nudity gets positive feedback even when you’re old, used up and nasty.

The funniest thing about Handler isn’t her jokes, which I remember being cunty and unwatchable, but maybe that’s me….they were clearly good enough to land a TV show for a while or have respect in the comedy scene…but I think her dick sucking had more to do with that…not that I know anything about the comedy scene, I find it lame, laughing is for losers….and a distraction from all that is wrong in the world…

Anyway, I don’t think Handler really gave a fuck about comedy either, she just did that because her acting wasn’t working for her and I guess she knew she could be funny and inappropriate while charming execs, so it’d be easy to apply to loser comedians…

The whole naked thing is fine, but the looking at that mom in her 50s looking back is the reason I don’t like the public pool.

Bodies expire….and it’s often too late when women throw in the towel and decide to be naked…because they’ve either given up or are using the last ditch effort to exist…because when half of hollywood has seen your asshole, what’s the problem with the instagram followers seeing it.

I guess the answer is that there is no problem with that…it’s just not very nice to look at….

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