Julianne Hough is doing some cliff dive, pretty badly for a dancer if you ask me, which you didn’t, but that I’ll assume you did since you landed on this site and I’m the fucking narrator of this motherfucker…these Julianne Hough dives are about ME motherfucker…

The reason I’d expect better form is because she’s a fucking trained dancer who has worked as a professional dancer, skipping the whole stripping part of the the professional dancer right of passage, and in being a professional dancer, arguably the most famous professional dancer of recent time, because dancing, despite TikTok’s success is fucking silly….she should have the fitness and the connection with her body to fucking nail it….instead she looks like she took some Ryan Seacrest sedatives before anal…all fucking sloppy….

The Mormon Gone Wild is in a one piece, still has a hot dancer body and clearly can fuck better than she dives because dancers know how to move their hips rhythmically and that’s really what this dive should be about…you imagining the ways you’d eat that ass before the launch and as her care giver after her head injury makes her a gimp retard who needs a volunteer to change her diaper with your mouth….you know like you were her brother…who she’s a little too close to.

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