Bella Thorne Pap Smear of the Day

2021

Mar

I don’t have a medical fetish, if anything COVID has made me even LESS into anything medical than I have ever been, which is almost impossible, because I am just THAT disinterested in basically anything medical…and not because I am scared of COVID, but because I am annoyed of COVID….but that’s not the point…the point is that there are dudes out there who dream about being a gynecologist, there are guys who make jokes and wear t-shirts about being amateur or hobbyist gynecologists, there are Halloween Costumes once worn when bros could be bros and make jokes about pussy without being cancelled and having their lives fucking ruined….and there are dudes who are gynecologists only because doctors are weirdo narcissistic freaks who have god complexes and are looking for the HOTTEST most perfect pussy….and are willing to get arm deep in a bunch of nasty infected ones….then there are the weird BDSM people who have their gynecological tables in their basement, their pile of speculums and other fucking devices…so it’s a thing..

Which is why I’m showing you Bella Thorne’s gyno content, you know cuz she’s checking up on either existing shit…90 percent of people have HPv….make sure those pre-cancerous cells are in check….OR….other fun STDs that happen when you mistreat your vagina like a pervert with no self control…which is where we are at…or maybe she’s in the market to get knocked up….who knows…but this GYNO content’s for you…I pretend vaginas can’t get diseases…

I’m more into this topless weirdness below…..I don’t understand it…but I like it…but I am also drunk.