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2021

17

Mar

Dove Cameron Topless of the Day

Dove Cameron creeps me out, but that’s only because seemingly intense people on social media, creep me out….especially when they are child stars who have endured trauma, like their dad killing himself for being a closeted gay, which I think is Dove Cameron’s story, but what the fuck do I know, I’m drinking over here for St Patrick…

I do know she’s a huge fucking Disney Star who doesn’t look anything like she did, you know coming of age or coming into herself or BOTOX PARTIES for all, I don’t care….she’s topless and holding her tits…to inspire you into thinking she’s all woman…woman who is going to be in the new Power Puff Girls Live Action TV show no one asked for..but that based on the way the CW frames childhood classics like the Archie Comics, I assume it will be dark and full of sex….it’s the only way to matter in this moral-less vapid world of perverts…

All this to say, I like the outtakes! Shirts are for losers….don’t be a loser….now where are those nips..




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