Bella Thorne is a ridiculous self promoter, which in this era of everyone being a self promoter, isn’t seen as a bad thing. I guess in my era, 300 years ago, people were seen as trash or tacky when pushing their bullshit on us, but now people think it’s cool, it means you have clout, it means you can monetize and you can just say “they’re just jealous”….you know everyone is a commodity, no longer a human…it’s fucked..

But yeah, Bella Thorne who sells barely nudes and makes millions, when not selling weed, merch and everything else she can possibly sell since she’s a self promoter, and this instagram thing PAYS, I mean no names are making millions selling products you’ve never heard of, because I guess it’s that easy, just not for idiots like me…

So bella Thorne claims everything she does hits number 1 and that this movie or series she’s in called Paradise City about Rock and Roll bullshit is number 1, and if that is the case, we’re fucking doomed, since it looks like a pile of shit…but so does Bella most of the time, so it makes sense…

In the movie, she’s got her tits out in a mesh top being rock and roll, wince that’s what the movies about, and there’s a lesbian sex scene, because art…

So this is that preview….I guesss….

But I prefer her GUNT in some Latex Thong body suit shit….you know the pre baby now that she’s engaged to get her boyfriend his Green Card so they can fuck state side for more than 6 months a year or maybe it’s to legitimize her unborn baby…or maybe she’s just quit working out cuz she knows her big tits can support a little belly..you know now that she’s engaged, why stay fit..it’s a fake pandemic ya’ll…

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