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2021

24

May

Milf Monday of the Day

Since babies are likely going to be created in a lab going forward, the idea of MILF will probably not be a thing, because there won’t be all that much excitement around a 45 year old woman who still looks good despite having 3 kids, because the kids were grown in a lab….you know they’ve already normalized the surrogacy thing…celebrities everywhere are doing it…why get pregnant and go through all that natural body function bullshit…when you can pay some poor immigrant 5,000 dollars to do it for you…it’s the stand in, the stunt mom, I mean they use your egg and partner’s sperm so it is still your kid and your narcissistic genetics can go on forever….it’s pretty fucking twisted but it happens and if you and your wife used a surrogate….instead of just not having kids like nature wanted…that’s fine…you gotta do what you gotta do….it just doesn’t change how fucking weird it is.

That said, these are MILFS, and the older I get, the younger the MILFS get, and despite being grossed out by childbirth, especially all those PANDEMIC babies from horny and bored people who don’t realize the future is fucking doomed, they are still young sluts to me, blown out pussies, exhausted from mom shit, taking the time to get naked on the internet for you…like the real heroes we need.

So take it in, MILFS before MILFS don’t exist anymore because making babies gets in they way of being porn addicted sluts…even if CLEARLY it doesn’t have to…I mean look at these babes.

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