Rowan Blanchard Bikini of the Day

2021

Jul

I don’t know why Rowan Blanchard’s tits in her bikini look so round, but I’ll run with photoshop since all these girls photoshop themselves, even when they are trying to channel slutty old Hollywood Glam or the famous Madonna Pic where she’s hitch hiking, you know th one, because you’re an old fuck too….you know when Madonna’s SEX came out, it was a great opportunity for us to cum to our favorite pop star, it wasn’t an everyday thing where girls were selling videos of themselves fucking dildos in their genderless, try-sexual pods for the fans…and money….

I don’t know why Rowan is even wearing clothing, she was on kick where she was doing all the nude hipster artsy shoots you’d expect from rich brats in Brooklyn trying to have substance, meaning, or a voice….when really they’re some coddled bullshit…

I guess Disney gave her a year off, a RUM SPRINGA, so that she could figure out her next steps as a Disney Kid gone Wild….

Either way, the tan is good, the tits are good, the body is good, I’m into it, even if she’s some puppet pushing some agenda.