I don’t know if American Pie created the term MILF, but they definitely made it mainstream. I don’t remember 1999, it was a long time ago, so I have no idea what I used to call MILFs before they were called MILFs, probably Yummy Mummy or something as simple as “I want your mom to piss in my mouth”…..

Anyway, based on my google research, despite knowing that google is the devil that manipulates facts through search results, MILF was apparently created in 1992 in California at a frat. Then American Pie made it household thanks to Stifler’s mom.

I have been watching White Lotus on some streaming app I don’t pay for. It’s a Mike White show, you remember him, he actually became super famous over the last 20 years as an actor and writer. The show stars Daddario, who I’ve been calling shit the last few years because she’s old and a terrible actor, but on this show she’s fine and in bikini and hot….Sydney Sweeney’s also in it…making for a battle of the tits by the pool…but MOST importantly, Stifler’s mom is on it….and she’s still worth a fuck, not a GILF…bigger, doughier, more muppet-like, but still worth a fuck….

So here are some MILFS who can thank Stifler’s mom for giving them purpose in their nudes, reclaiming their sex appeal, because nothing is more of a downer to sex appeal than being a diaper changing, blown out vagina, saggy empty tit mom.

Makes sense…

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