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2021

03

Aug

Dua Lipa Wet Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa was born in England and not in a Kosovo refugee camp where they housed all the Albanians I originally thought she was human trafficked from. I admit my lack of information on Dua Lipa, I am an old man, nothing these people do is impressive, and assuming I care enough to dig deep on some puppet used as a diversion, you’re wrong….not that you assume that, I am well aware no one reads this site, but I am speaking in broad strokes…high concept over here….

She does have a really irritating backstory that is perfect for this generation of losers….who celebrate being losers, or being victims, and coddle them, because it’s not their fault, even if it is…

So apparently she was told she couldn’t sing, yet now she’s a singer…what a story of victory….a real fucking hero…

Then she was told she was too fat to model, yet here she is in a bikini, and she consistently poses half naked, and doesn’t look too fat to model…has she met Ashley Graham or the other fat models making millions, she’s not one of those….BUT WHY NOT play victim, it makes people easier on your shitty fucking music…

Anyway, she came to fame from doing cover songs on YOUTUBE, it was that fucking easy to get famous back in 2010, because they’d clickbait off people searching the actual song, I’ve told many girls I was trying to get my dick inside to go to YOUTUBE to sing cover songs of hit songs, if they wanted to get famous…

I don’t think it works that way now, I don’t even think it works that way with DUA LIPA, because it can all be bough, placed and manipulated…meaning someone with connections saw her tits, said “We can do something good with these”….”let’s get her big on Youtube” and the public will think she’s organically famous and not some planted talent marketed to them….which she is, cuz nothing is fucking real, organic, it’s all PAY TO PLAY motherfuckers and this one happens to be on the receiving end…

It is funny, while looking at her self produced smut, to think just how uneventful and uninspiring she is…I mean is it because they all reduce themselves to bodies, tits and ass half naked for likes, or is it because their music actually sucks…

There was a time that some famous musicians were impressive and made actually good music, but I guess when you celebrate mediocrity, you get mediocrity….and here’s the world’s most famous popstar being mediocre.


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