For those people who still leave the house, because why bother, everything you need can be shipped to you, and going outside is scary…you know there’s a virus out there, but we all know that you’ve been conditioned to be a reclusive weirdo for the last 10 years or more, I’ve been on the internet, I’ve seen all the social awkward, anti-going out, agoraphobic, stay safe in the comfort of your own home your parents pay rent for, or that are still your parents home, you spoiled cuck….

But yeah, if you leave the house, there are as many tight pants in real life as there is on the internet….just today I’ve seen two mom’s, one with huge tits who was also in a tight shirt, walking with their pants GRIPPING their asses so hard I could see the anus throbbing unless it was winking at me….it’s one of those was it constipation or was it saying hello moments…I also saw at least three girls who were under 30 in bike shorts so short I could see their feminist bush hanging out the sides and top…unless that was my imagination, but I definitely saw the pillow the bush forms…because bush is finally mainstream again…thanks for that…

All this to say…Tight Pants are a great trend for the whores of the world which happen to be all women…it’s not their fault, they’ve been groomed by the algorithm to be the distraction from what’s actually going on….true heroes.

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