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2021

18

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I keep seeing insane news about this COVID thing that you may or may not have heard about, but if you haven’t, it’s this VIRUS that was potentially created in a lab in China that was released to the world through bat soup that has forced people to be in lockdowns, to wear masks, to even be under curfew because this virus only gets you at certain times of the day….and if you’re rich, you don’t have to even hide from it…you can still travel and live life normally an enjoy all the normals not getting in the way on the beach….then there’s some experimental medicine that they marketed will save you, that they are telling you doesn’t save you so you need more, while telling those who don’t have it that they need it to….and even better…if you don’t have it you can’t go places, so you better get it..

But yeah, I’ve been seeing these news items about lockdowns in Europe…increasing cases everywhere….everyone being tracked on some weird passport system…in various places that I am sure they want everywhere….

So the idea of you getting tanlines if you live in the north may be pushed off for another 6 months…what’s 6 months…

Luckily, girls are resilient and they FIND the work arounds…so at least we can still jerk off to tanlines from our prisons that are our phones and the internet.

I LIKE tanlines and these are tanlines..

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