I’m over here looking at Jessica Biel’s crotch in her money grubbing Walmart ad that involves her throwing a medicine ball at the ground angrily in the most depressing ooking home gym I’ve ever seen. This is like some crackhead’s gym in his spare room in his double-wide, not the wife of the illustrious Justin Timberlake who she groupied on hard enough to end up marrying.

I’m looking at her crotch because I never thought Biel was hot, and I’m trying to see if there’s a tuck job, because I’ve been told they sneak trannies into the mainstream to fuck with us….

I will say that I think she is probably an actual woman, just fit and muscular, which normally doesn’t bother me….but for whatever reason I just find Biel dog shit….and when a movie pops up with her in it…I avoid…

I will also say that if you’re in a pair of light grey leggings, you sure as fuck better be showing us the WET spot, it’s kind of the whole point.

Yes, turn WALMART ADS you money grubbing slut into subtle porn, since you know money from WALMART is her porn….you know make it fucking count…you consistently cheated on groupie who happens to have a bit of a career thanks to the dude you married…a real win…for the empowered woman to look up to.

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