Kari Riley Bikini of the Day

2021

Nov

I don’t know who the fuck Kari Riley is but I bet she fucks rich dudes, only rich dudes, because sex is transactional now, and the whole point of building that instagram following or becoming a model is to get to the rich dudes. There’s a reason Victoria’s Secret models marry billionaires…100 millionaires aren’t enough for their egos….and millionaires are just dirt to them…

I figure if you’re a tight body bitch in a bikini, on some fancy looking boat, you are the kind of girl who deserves all you ever wanted or dreamt of. It’s ok to be a vapid, superficial ego chasing an empty fucking dream…BUT AT LEAST SHE WILL HAVE NICE STUFF.

But like I said, I don’t know Kari Riley, so I’m sure she’s just a down to earth LA based hippie, into dudes living in some of the tent cities in Venice or Downtown LA, you know because they aren’t slaves to the system…

The point is, hot chicks in bikinis are important.