The most interesting thing about Sydney Sweeney is her big ol’ tits…that are probably not that old but that are still big enough to make you think she must be in her 60s cuz it takes years of eating, hormone disrupting chemicals, a few pregnancies to get a bitch this busty…..

She’s one of those viral celebrities because of her big tits, who has a pretty questionable origin story, because she sort of just came out of no where and was a thing, but maybe big tits have that ability…I mean they’ve made plenty of big tit host bodies rich for just showing up…

I’ve probably seen 95% of her acting jobs because I stream through the pandemic like all the other losers who gave up on LIFE and chose “this couch is comfortable, numb my brain shitty Hollywood brainwashing hypnotizing garbage”…..

She hasn’t been good in 95% of her acting jobs….but I’m just here for the tits…So I’ll celebrate them when she decides to celebrate them because big tits are a celebration…they are the CHRISTMAS miracle we all need this DARK Christmas…

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