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2022

03

Jan

Dua Lipa Sloppy Bikini Tits of the Day

I wrote some post about how DUA LIPA was listed as the number 2 anti-semite of the world according to some Ben and Jerry’s ice cream award in anti-semitism that you probably didn’t know they had since you just eat their damn ice cream…..

The truth is that DUA LIPA is probably not an actual anti-semite, I mean it’d be hard to work in the music industry as an independent if you were actually one, but I figured it was a story worth running with while staring at her tits because what the fuck else am I to say about a popstar that claims to be self-made off YOUTUBE…who creates hits I’ve never heard because I don’t listen to the radio….but since she’s on the radio..it’s safe to assume that she’s not as independent as she may pretend because there’s countless talent out there not getting radio play even when they are signed into big music contracts…since the SYSTEM IS RIGGED.

That said, she’s got her tits squeezed into a bikini, possibly hinting at some nip, definitely exposing her cunt, and since this is the best pop has to offer, the fact she doesn’t have hips and could be a dude shouldn’t throw you off…maybe she just ate too many Christmas cookies…assuming she celebrates Christmas, which you shouldn’t…since not Albanians are orthodox Christian, some are Muslim and when half naked on the beach working for POP MUSIC is Satanic anyway…



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