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2022

03

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

I am not a gynecologist, but I do consider myself an amateur gynecologist from all the pussy I’ve stared at in video, in person, in photos, in my imagination, and I’m not bragging like I’m some kind of player, since most of those vaginas were sex workers, affordable sex workers, who probably needed an actual gynecologist, but ended up with me saying shit like “that don’t look right”….or “that don’t taste right”…or “that don’t smell right”…

Anyway, despite being a hobbiest gyno, much like being an internet sleuth solving crimes instead of being an actual detective eating donuts…because there’s actual passion in the amateurs who do it for fun….

I can’t confirm or deny that these women actually have kids, or if they are calling themselves MILFs because of their AGE, and as an old time fuck in my 50s, surrounded by menopausal women my age….MILFS are still young to me and thus hot even if blown out…like that makes a difference to me and my micro penis that isn’t going to be inside them because it hasn’t been hard in a decade and is an INNY NOT AN OUTTY…which I can’t say for all of these MILFS….but I can say….working as a teacher is probably more fun now that more women are slutty….when I was in school, there was probably 1-2 MILFS in my entire SCHOOL career….15 years of school and only one hot mom…the rest looked like moms….and you know that’s no longer the case. Thanks Kardashians for all your hard work in destroying the moral code of society so that we can see hot MOMS that otherwise would just be moms…

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