Addison Rae is one of the highest paid tiktok stars, which as you may or may not know is not all that impressive, because if you’ve ever been on TikTok you know it’s a tool designed to dumb down the American people, track and follow the American people, and more importantly, reward them in big ways for very unimpressive feats, so that the future generation learn how to badly lipsync and dance to shitty trending songs, instead of doing things like trying to get smart to build new infrastructure and maybe design a BETTER tomorrow….FUCK THAT…let the evil bastards worry about that boring shit…cuz this motherfucker just wants to dance awkwardly…
Anyway, I’d say the Louisiana bred awkward dancer adopted by the Kardashians because they need their witchcraft in anything that is trending, so that they keep trending….that’s how social media celebrity works…ALWAYS BE RELEVANT….but I’d say she’s spending a good chunk of that money on food to keep her thick, but then I remember that she probably gets all her EATS for free…she’s the highest paid bitch on TIKTOK, snackfood companies ejaculate in their chips for a shout out from this.
Either way, she’s on a Yacht, somewhere Caribbean, because she’s better than you, TIKTOK decided that, and YOU must OBEY.
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