Ali Larter may not be the most exciting celebrity to ever happen, but I do appreciate her origin story, or at least her origin story of how she became a celebrity, I don’t know her early life or how rich and connected her parents were, or how capable they were to pay her rent as she chased her dreams like all the other rich girls who have made it to some degree in celebrity…

Her origin story is one of when magazines were more interesting, when the media weren’t a bunch of advertiser owned pieces of shit, because they had subscribers and big budgets to invest in content or articles and stories that required budgets…instead of just posting the opinions of dumb fucking millenials..

Anyway, they basically created a fake celebrity, a troll I’ve wanted to do forever, but that would require effort, just to prove that social media is bullshit, even though we know social media is bullshit….but yeah, they gave her a name, gave her a fake celebrity boyfriend, pulled some low level troll and girl STILL exists today…that HOAX was the best thing to be a part of…because it allowed her to be the Varsity Blues whipped cream bikini you all jacked off to…

I have no idea what she does now, but she’s old as shit and in a bikini, you may like that….since she’s not fat and in a bikini….even though you’d probably like it if she was fat so long as she was in a bikini…the key to successful internet content…THE BIKINI.

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