I remember a Golden Girls episode where Blanche realized what she looks like when she’s on-top during sex, the old lady in her 50s didn’t know that her saggy skin hung off her while riding the old man cock, forcing her to go back to the fucking drawing board and either do missionary, where her face would look more taught, or just do doggy and reverse cowgirl if her hips were up to it…so no eye contact could be made…

I used to watch a lot of Golden Girls reruns before it because a popular thing to do…and not just because it taught me that GRAVITY is a woman’s worst enemy..or maybe their worst friend because without it, they’d be dead….but it works against them…

Then there’s been the whole observations we’ve all made in our lives while looking at ladies…where hanging upside down like you just caught them in your snare like you’re all tribal and animalistic…hunting boar…..make the titties look fucking perky as shit….being a solid strategy for influencers and ONLYFAN girls to shoot EVERYTHING upside down then flipping it….they already use enough filters in their lie, what’s a little UPSIDE DOWN TITTY put RIGHT SIDE UP….

In this series, you will see upside ass of Disney’s own, who they let out of captivity to be a hipster in NYC, doing nude or racy hipster shoots so her fans didn’t think she was some candy-coated DISNEY kid still, even though it was all contrived….part of the DISNEY Rumspringer…ROWAN BLANCHARD….

And like swimming underwater naked, this upside down ass and pussy in tight shorts thing does the body good….

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