Sydney Sweeney brought herself to the beach in what I would say is one of her best beach days to date. Not that I can really remember any other Sydney Sweeney beach days, but I guess she was in an entire TV series about being at the beach, White Lotus, and this is better than that….

I know what you’re thinking, it’s Sydney Sweeney, therefore she should be nude in a scene from Euphoria, since the producers of Euphoria really like using Sydney Sweeney nude to get more traction with their already popular show….TITS GET HITS…and Sweeney’s got MENTAL tits….

To which I say, the nude Sweeney will be back on Sunday, in the meantime we need the non-nude Sweeney to build her up, to bring more depth to her nude scenes, to remind us that she’s more than just legendary big tits that are nude, they also come clothed…

It’s like if Christmas Morning had all the gifts UNWRAPPED before you woke up to unwrap them, it takes away the mystery, even if you know you got some dog shit gift because your family hates you…

Sweeney is a better body than she is an actor, which is probably easy when you have a body like Sweeney….

This was shot by the prolific, relevant, documentarian of the “culture”, Amber Asaly , who we’ve been fans of for 6-7 years now since discussing unprotected sex with rappers…in VEGAS….which doesn’t mean her now famous legal team won’t be trying to sue me for sharing her BIG TITTY ART.

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