Yo, it’s TANLINE THURDAY BRO….

It’s the day we celebrate them titties and asses that don’t get kissed by the sun, while the rest of the body gets kissed by the sun, assuming these are real tans and not the kind of tans that you buy in a jar at a drug store to basically get absorbed by your skin and eventually fucking kill you from some horrible disease….if you don’t believe me…LOOK UP SUNSCREEN RECALL….or JOHNSON AND JOHNSON BABY POWDER RECALL…these motherfuckers don’t care about you…

If anything, they want you dead, or dying, they can make more money that way….

They don’t want you to know that animals lay in sunspots, don’t believe me, look at your pets on a sunny day…it’s called DOWNLOADING….or some shit..

THE SUN SENDS YOU SIGNALS…because NOTHING they tell you is REAL…obviously, why would they give you simpletons the actually winning formula, they want you losing…LOSEER..

I like to think the TANLINES send me signals too, you know that the girl is showing me some EXCLUSIVE body parts that EVEN THE SUN doesn’t see, you know like that whole “I’ll stick it where the sun don’t shine”…..only less queer…

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