Halsey Bolt Ons of the Day

2022

Mar

I think Halsey is full of shit, but I think everyone in pop culture is full of shit, especially when their whole origin story, but more importantly, their tits…ARE NOT REAL…

I am the kind of guy who like tits that look like fake tits, when they aren’t fake tits, but tits that look like fake tits, when they are fake tits is hardly impressive…especially when you have the budget this trending pop icon no one should care about…but probably DO care about…because they are pathetic fucking losers who need false idols…

But yeah, fake tits, big deals, they cost 5-10k and the 20k onees look likee they cost 5-10k….totally affordable for most sluts who make 10k a month off OnlyFans….even affordable to sluts who make 2k a month off only fans…that’s only 2.5 months of Onlyfans whoring to get tits…

I’ve known fake titty girls throughout my life, who all act like their latest accessory is something magical, while showing off what they hope will make them feel hotter, and it’s always just made me think “a new car would have been more impressive to me”…

So as Halsey accepts a meaningless award that’s so cleverly the middle finger she clearly plans to sit on…as she keeps it next to her bed….I’m just here for the fake tits…the unimpressive…oh look you have a bit of money and a hatred of your natural tits…thinking the fake tits will improve your existence….tits.